Why motorcycles are better than girlfriends/wives

I came across this brilliant piece of writing in moto-magazine.com.Liked it very much so thought of sharing with you all. No offence meant to the fairer sex whatsoever but you know.. like they say "I dont hate women, I love motorcycles more" :P

* Motorcycles curves never sag.
* Motorcycles last longer.
* Motorcycles dont get pregnant.
* Motorcycles dont have disapproving parents whom u have to impress.
* Motorcycles dont whine unless something is really wrong.
* You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
* You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
* If your Motorcycle smokes a lot, you can do something about it.
* Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
* Motorcycles dont mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
* You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
* If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you dont have to apologize.
* Motorcycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider.
* Motorcycles dont care if you are late.
* If your Motorcycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts.