DASH-AVATHARAM

Yes, "dash"(or censored) is what my friend -we shall call him Zoon the Zeen, thinks this film is. He had scrapped me his review-Or should i say outburst in Orkut.I found it to be hillarious so thought I would share it..
Disclaimer/Statutory warning whatever: the views and opinions expressed here in no way reflect mine as I haven't seen the film yet.The review is not meant at offending anyone. Just Read it , enjoy it and forget it (after recommending this to your friends though :) )

"Dasavatharam one of the dumbest moives i've ever seen...So many flaws in Dasavatharam...there is no tamil movie without a flaw...they all have flaws...IN Dasavatharam except for that chaos theory ( which was the only thing which had some sense in theory ) the whole thing was total crap..Asin's character was really idiotic..irritating sometimes..but she's acted wellChris Fletcher ( an American ex-CIA agent - bad guy )..well well well no clues are needed...He tried to do an Arnold Schwarzenegger..he gets injured so damn badly after being involved in a number of car accidents..and after each accident gets up like Undertaker or the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 or the T-1000 and starts chasing Govind the scientist who has that bio weapon.Kamal tried to copy the chase sequences from Terminator 2...so evident..and car chase laam NFS Carbon...pathaaley theryudhu..one the whole Fletcher is one total idiot.
K S Ravikumar! his dance... man :O felt like kickin his butt..dumb dumb dumb that dude is so dumb. Kamal is a great actor no doubt..but this time kamal is just out there to show off..no need for those 10 roles..7 of them looked wax dummies ..or chapathi dough le make up potaa maadhri irundhudhu..a visit to madam tussaud's would have been billions & billions of times better..Kamal's role as a 'Paati' well ..resembled Darth Sidious to be honest..the make up didnt look human at all man...On the whole that make-up artist Kamal Haasan ku nalla Naamam potutaan. Kamal Haasan has also portrayed Bush in a way that would make Michael Moore happy . Another comedy is there is a meeting between Kalaignar , Bush and Manmohan Singh in the end..lol ..enne koduma sir idhu . I cant believe they called ppo old Jackie Chan to come and watch the movie. Ah forgot Mallika Sherawat ..she is one bloody %^@^## :P "

I felt the funniest part is where he compares dasavatharam paati to Darth sidious! ROFL